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Hello minions. Yesterday I saw a cat and today, I got you a quick glimpse of Nidis eating!!!!

The cat hated me after i offered it some poor-people cereal. I'm glad it didnt eat it though bc that shit made me feel like rocks were passing through my intestines.

 

HAHAHAH SHEZ ALL NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

 

SHE'S EATING SO FAST I DONT KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPENNNNN!!!!

 

AWWWWW SHEEZ SUCH AN EMO POODLEI asked her if she was the one who ate all the cat treats....she couldnt look me in the eye after that...

I asked her "why would you do something like that?" And she said, " Barbara you don't understand what it's like to have to deal with urges not to chew on everything every day. Sometimes it just gets to be too much. I didn't want to eat them. I had to."

 

And with that said, I forgave her and did not punish her.  Unlike her long distance boyfriend, Denver, who was not so lucky.

 

I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A SHOUTOUT TO CHECHI MICHI BECAWZ SHEEZ A SEXY MONKEY BABY AND SHE LUVZ ME.

Ok. I would now like to leave you all with a video that I hold dear to my blubber.  It helped me to  lose 487 lbs.  I just popped this baby into the VHS every morning and salsa’d like there was no tomorrow.  God bless Lacy Stanley and The Girls.  They save fat people every day.

 


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Young Buster

Unfortunately my first impressions of Buster Keaton were of a comic past his prime. By then he was appearing on TV, dramas, variety shows, quiz shows, with rare appearances in bad beach party movies. It was not till I managed a movie theater that I got the chance to see his genius in the old classics we’d screen: “The General”, Steamboat Bill, Sherlock Jr.. I chose a photo of a young Buster for my sketch. He doesn’t much resemble the deadpan, frazzled old bum character I was used to seeing as a child.

Wkipedia:Joseph Frank “Buster” Keaton (October 4, 1895 – February 1, 1966) was an American comic actor, filmmaker, producer and writer. He was best known for his silent films, in which his trademark was physical comedy with a consistently stoic, deadpan expression, earning him the nickname “The Great Stone Face”.

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MY PHOTOGRAPHS ARE FOR SALE

Hello, this post is meant to feature my photograph collection called, “Cindarella.”

It poses a question about the steadily increasing amount of ignorance being upheld by america’s working class.

HAHAHAH NAH JUST KIDDING.

But on a more serious note, these pictures are really expensive so if you’re not in the Bill Gates range THEN GET OFF MY BLOG.

This first photo is called “The Shuffle”

Price:  $3,000.00

It was inspired by sound of my mother’s slippers scraping across the floor in a constant hurried shuffle.

The Shuffle

"Rusting And Duct-Taped, She Fought The Great Tsunami"

"Some Of Us Wear Masks, Some Of Us Hold Flasks, But Those Who Are Weary Take The Full Blast"

"What Lives In the Cub-bards Is But A Parcel Of Time"

"The Road Is Forever But The Comb Is For Life"

"Brush Your Teeth Little Kiddies Or You'll End Up Like Me, Dead And Rusty"

"He Walked The Line, Only to Find, That It Was Not Straight Or Well-Defined"

"What Lurks Beneath The Ether Is But A Tap For Salad Fingers"

"Oh What A Fine Gal She'll Be"

"She Put All Her Eggs In The Pen, But They Did Not Hatch, For She Killed Them All"

"Stand Tall Ole' President, For Your Followers Are Not So Mighty"

 

"Beneath The Rubble There Was Man Who Smiled Loud As A Blizzard"

And that is my Bathroom Collection of professional photographs.

They are each $3, 000.00.   I do not accept Rupees, because that is trashy and for poor people.

If you would like a print out of any of them to bring a special “Pop!” to any of your rooms, you may provide your mailing address to me and I will mail you a print for free.  You will have to buy the frame yourself though.

Also, if you would like for me to provide a detailed description of any of these photographs, please inform me of your request via commenting.

I have spent a lot of time, money (but only bc i am rich), and effort (professional) into this collection so if you are on my blog to sabotage me, i am going to take this opportunity to directly command that YOU GET OFF MY BLOG RIGHT NOW.

here is a picture of the artist (Me):

I have become very dark and mysterious since I have blogged last. I saw some pictures on the internet that caused me to transform into the fighting warrior that this world needs.

With all of this posted, I leave with you the power to mold yourselves into the heroes of tomorrow.  Together, we shall fight the evil of the internet and protect all innocence.   Someone I would especially like to protect is my poodle, Nidis.  She is very susceptible to being hurt by internet images and I vow to conceal her innocence for the good of humanity.


MY PAINTINGS ARE VERY EXPENSIVE

Hello good friends, i would like to inform you that my paintings are very expensive.  IF you do not have the money to purchase them, then GET OFF MY BLOG.

Featured Painting of the Year: ” Big Mac”

By:  My brother, Brian.

Painting’s Background:

My brother Brian painted this when he was in senventh grade Art class.  We had the same art teacher, so it is no wonder that he can almost paint as good as me.  WARNING: IF YOU ARE A STRANGER, YOU MUST LEAVE THIS BLOG SITE RIGHT NOW.

Price:  $2,000.00 (no rupees accepted. we are too uptown for that.)

The hamburger of the great.

Price: $2,000.00

Here are some close-ups of the painting.

MY GOD! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT TEXTURE?!!!!

There is no one in the universe that can create texture like that.  You are lucky i don’t sell at 2 billion dollars.

*Sidenote*:  if you want a close up as a print to hang up in your kitchen, then just give me your mailing address and I can mail it to you for FREE.

This is what your now empty, poor-looking kitchen could look like.  Don’t worry about ours after you buy this painting, because I can just get my brother to paint another one.

Here is a picture of the artist:

My brother is very particular about who buys his paintings, so if you are a stranger that is not considered Bill-Gates-Status on the corporate pyramid scheme, then I SUGGEST YOU GET OFF MY BLOG.

Next I will feature some of my professional work in drawing.

Since this piece comes with a frame, I am going to have to up the price a lot.

Price:  57, 000, 000.

"The Universe Spies On Those Who Cry"

This drawing was done in pen, and will add sophistication to your wall if you have enough money to buy it.

This kind of beauty and detail does not belong on an Average-Joe's wall. So make sure you have the insight to own this.

 

Her hair-flow has the exact same dynamic flow as the motion of that new particle they found in the atom smasher. Yeah this drawing is more than just art.

 

No, this is not a photograph. I don't know why people always freaking asking me that.

 

Do not be surprised if poetry uncontrollably spews out of your mouth as your occipital lobe is overcome by this image.

 

This is the kind of extraterrestrial sophistication your house could exude if you have the money to purchase this FRAMED drawling. Just think, no one and I mean no one will ever call you poor again as long as you own this piece of art -science combination.

 

And that concludes my post for this evening.  I thank you all for the undivided attention and wish opportunity and investment upon you all.   (any stranger out there who are poor:  GET OFF MY BLOG.)

I bid you all Affluents a good night.


mY BABY POODLE IS VERY SHy AND LIKES A LOT OF aTTENTION

Nidis is a pure-bread poodle.  She has been showed at dog shows before, and she has won every single show that she was entered into.

WARNING:  ANY STRANGERS WHO ARE TRYING TO HACK INTO MY COMPUTER IN ORDER FIND MY LOCATION IN ORDER TO STEAL MY PRECIOUS NIDIS, I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE MOMENT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU TRY TO SABOTAGE MY NIDIS POODLE BABY.

Here are some pictures of her:

THis photo is worth a lot of money since it is used as my blog header. Any strangers who is currently trying to steal this photo CAN GET OFF MY BLOG.

she"s such a silly poodle!

This is Nidis telling me, "You are not as powerful as you think you are human, for I am the true seeker of the ring."

Nidis tries to go into this room to build meth labs, so we simply keep her from going in their.

THis me and Nidis making a silly face together. She thinks she's a human, silly poodle.

this is Nidis telling me that I could not understand Einstein's theory of relativity even if i tried. Do you know what I told her? I told her to go take a hike!

Nidis likes to invade peoples' privacy, because she thinks that just because she is a helpless little poodle, nobody will get mad at her. Well I showed her. I made her polish every single one of her Dog Show trophies that she won in North Carolina. That taught her somethin about hard work and gave her some good jagged-edged character.

this is Nidis performing the alleged "Running Man" dance that those robot heads on Mtv do. As soon as i saw this, I placed her right into private school and signed her up for ballet.

Nidis is very smart and likes math a lot. That is why she requested that I tape a number line on the wall where she sleeps. She likes to count along the numberlines when she sleeps.

THis is Nidis practicing for her very first ballet recital routine. I was so proud of her, that I took a picture.

And that concludes my post of my baby poodle, Nidis.

Any bloggers that have questions about her or want to tell her anything, just leave a comment.  BUT ANY STRANGERS OUT THERE THAT WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER BECAUSE SHE’S TINY AND HAS SMALL TEETH, YOU CAN GET THE ** OFF MY BLOG.


mY POODLE IS BROWN & SHE IS VERY SWEET.

hELLO GOOD FRIENDS.  i WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT I WILL BE POSTING PIX OF MY DOG VERY SOON.  sHE IS A SHY POODLE AND LUVZ LOTS OF ATTENTION.