And with that said, I forgave her and did not punish her. Unlike her long distance boyfriend, Denver, who was not so lucky.
I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A SHOUTOUT TO CHECHI MICHI BECAWZ SHEEZ A SEXY MONKEY BABY AND SHE LUVZ ME.
Ok. I would now like to leave you all with a video that I hold dear to my blubber. It helped me to lose 487 lbs. I just popped this baby into the VHS every morning and salsa’d like there was no tomorrow. God bless Lacy Stanley and The Girls. They save fat people every day.
Unfortunately my first impressions of Buster Keaton were of a comic past his prime. By then he was appearing on TV, dramas, variety shows, quiz shows, with rare appearances in bad beach party movies. It was not till I managed a movie theater that I got the chance to see his genius in the old classics we’d screen: “The General”, Steamboat Bill, Sherlock Jr.. I chose a photo of a young Buster for my sketch. He doesn’t much resemble the deadpan, frazzled old bum character I was used to seeing as a child.
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Hello, this post is meant to feature my photograph collection called, “Cindarella.”
It poses a question about the steadily increasing amount of ignorance being upheld by america’s working class.
HAHAHAH NAH JUST KIDDING.
But on a more serious note, these pictures are really expensive so if you’re not in the Bill Gates range THEN GET OFF MY BLOG.
This first photo is called “The Shuffle”
It was inspired by sound of my mother’s slippers scraping across the floor in a constant hurried shuffle.
And that is my Bathroom Collection of professional photographs.
They are each $3, 000.00. I do not accept Rupees, because that is trashy and for poor people.
If you would like a print out of any of them to bring a special “Pop!” to any of your rooms, you may provide your mailing address to me and I will mail you a print for free. You will have to buy the frame yourself though.
Also, if you would like for me to provide a detailed description of any of these photographs, please inform me of your request via commenting.
I have spent a lot of time, money (but only bc i am rich), and effort (professional) into this collection so if you are on my blog to sabotage me, i am going to take this opportunity to directly command that YOU GET OFF MY BLOG RIGHT NOW.
here is a picture of the artist (Me):
With all of this posted, I leave with you the power to mold yourselves into the heroes of tomorrow. Together, we shall fight the evil of the internet and protect all innocence. Someone I would especially like to protect is my poodle, Nidis. She is very susceptible to being hurt by internet images and I vow to conceal her innocence for the good of humanity.
Hello good friends, i would like to inform you that my paintings are very expensive. IF you do not have the money to purchase them, then GET OFF MY BLOG.
Featured Painting of the Year: ” Big Mac”
By: My brother, Brian.
My brother Brian painted this when he was in senventh grade Art class. We had the same art teacher, so it is no wonder that he can almost paint as good as me. WARNING: IF YOU ARE A STRANGER, YOU MUST LEAVE THIS BLOG SITE RIGHT NOW.
Price: $2,000.00 (no rupees accepted. we are too uptown for that.)
Here are some close-ups of the painting.
MY GOD! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT TEXTURE?!!!!
There is no one in the universe that can create texture like that. You are lucky i don’t sell at 2 billion dollars.
*Sidenote*: if you want a close up as a print to hang up in your kitchen, then just give me your mailing address and I can mail it to you for FREE.
This is what your now empty, poor-looking kitchen could look like. Don’t worry about ours after you buy this painting, because I can just get my brother to paint another one.
Here is a picture of the artist:
Next I will feature some of my professional work in drawing.
Since this piece comes with a frame, I am going to have to up the price a lot.
Price: 57, 000, 000.
This drawing was done in pen, and will add sophistication to your wall if you have enough money to buy it.
And that concludes my post for this evening. I thank you all for the undivided attention and wish opportunity and investment upon you all. (any stranger out there who are poor: GET OFF MY BLOG.)
I bid you all Affluents a good night.
Nidis is a pure-bread poodle. She has been showed at dog shows before, and she has won every single show that she was entered into.
WARNING: ANY STRANGERS WHO ARE TRYING TO HACK INTO MY COMPUTER IN ORDER FIND MY LOCATION IN ORDER TO STEAL MY PRECIOUS NIDIS, I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE MOMENT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU TRY TO SABOTAGE MY NIDIS POODLE BABY.
Here are some pictures of her:
And that concludes my post of my baby poodle, Nidis.
Any bloggers that have questions about her or want to tell her anything, just leave a comment. BUT ANY STRANGERS OUT THERE THAT WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER BECAUSE SHE’S TINY AND HAS SMALL TEETH, YOU CAN GET THE ** OFF MY BLOG.